{"id":1434,"date":"2012-09-13T14:04:04","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T12:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.ermshaus.org\/dieter\/?p=1434"},"modified":"2014-12-20T10:03:52","modified_gmt":"2014-12-20T09:03:52","slug":"einschulung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/?p=1434","title":{"rendered":"Einschulung"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Erster Schultag nach den Sommerferien,<br \/>\neine 5. Klasse in Berlin<br \/>\nDer Lehrer ruft die Sch\u00fcler auf:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMustafa El Ekh Zeri\u2026\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eHier!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eAchmed El Cabul\u2026\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eHier!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eKadir Sel Ohlmi\u2026\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eHier!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eMohammed End Ahrha\u2026\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eHier!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eMi Cha Elma Ier\u2026\u201c<br \/>\nStille im Klassenzimmer\u2026<br \/>\n\u201eMi Cha Elma Ier\u2026!\u201c<br \/>\nKeiner meldet sich\u2026<br \/>\n\u201eEin letztes Mal: Mi Cha Elma Ier!\u201c<br \/>\nJetzt steht ein Junge in der letzten Reihe auf und sagt:<br \/>\n\u201eDas bin wahrscheinlich ich, aber mein Name wird<br \/>\nMICHAEL MAIER ausgesprochen\u2026!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erster Schultag nach den Sommerferien, eine 5. Klasse in Berlin Der Lehrer ruft die Sch\u00fcler auf: \u201eMustafa El Ekh Zeri\u2026\u201c \u201eHier!\u201c \u201eAchmed El Cabul\u2026\u201c \u201eHier!\u201c \u201eKadir Sel Ohlmi\u2026\u201c \u201eHier!\u201c \u201eMohammed End Ahrha\u2026\u201c \u201eHier!\u201c \u201eMi Cha Elma Ier\u2026\u201c Stille im Klassenzimmer\u2026 \u201eMi Cha Elma Ier\u2026!\u201c Keiner meldet sich\u2026 \u201eEin letztes Mal: Mi Cha Elma Ier!\u201c Jetzt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/?p=1434\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Einschulung<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1434"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2324,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434\/revisions\/2324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}