{"id":1059,"date":"2011-12-30T17:50:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T15:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.ermshaus.org\/dieter\/?p=1059"},"modified":"2011-12-30T17:54:27","modified_gmt":"2011-12-30T15:54:27","slug":"eselsbrucken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/?p=1059","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Eselsbr\u00fccken&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Konkav und konvex:<\/p>\n<p>Hat das M\u00e4del Sex, wird der Bauch <strong>konvex<\/strong>!<br \/>\nWar das M\u00e4del brav, bleibt der Bauch <strong>konkav<\/strong>!<br \/>\n(konkav &#8211; nach innen gew\u00f6lbt<br \/>\nkonvex &#8211; nach au\u00dfen gew\u00f6lbt)<\/p>\n<p>Luv und Lee:<\/p>\n<p>Kotzt du nach <strong>Luv<\/strong>,<br \/>\nkommt&#8217;s wieder <strong>ruf<\/strong>,<br \/>\nkotzt du nach <strong>Lee<\/strong>,<br \/>\ngeht&#8217;s in die <strong>See<\/strong>.<br \/>\n(Luv = dem Wind zugekehrte Seite<br \/>\nLee = dem Wind abgewandte Seite)<\/p>\n<p>Bundeskanzler:<\/p>\n<p><strong>A<\/strong>lle <strong>e<\/strong>hemaligen <strong>K<\/strong>anzler <strong>b<\/strong>ringen <strong>s<\/strong>amstags <strong>k<\/strong>eine <strong>S<\/strong>emmeln <strong>m<\/strong>it.<br \/>\n(<strong>A<\/strong>denauer, <strong>E<\/strong>rhard, <strong>K<\/strong>iesinger, <strong>B<\/strong>randt, <strong>S<\/strong>chmidt, <strong>K<\/strong>ohl, <strong>S<\/strong>chr\u00f6der, <strong>M<\/strong>erkel) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Konkav und konvex: Hat das M\u00e4del Sex, wird der Bauch konvex! War das M\u00e4del brav, bleibt der Bauch konkav! (konkav &#8211; nach innen gew\u00f6lbt konvex &#8211; nach au\u00dfen gew\u00f6lbt) Luv und Lee: Kotzt du nach Luv, kommt&#8217;s wieder ruf, kotzt du nach Lee, geht&#8217;s in die See. (Luv = dem Wind zugekehrte Seite Lee = &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/?p=1059\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8222;Eselsbr\u00fccken&#8220;<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1061,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions\/1061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meller-knipser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}